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bloody christian ears

Blood exploding from your holy ears from people talking about disgusting body parts sexually

Stacy abuses my Bloody Christian Ears when she talks about her huge hairy goat balls

by DDRJ12 December 4, 2017


Bloody muff print

when a girl is on her period and has pubic hair and sits on the toilet leaving behind a "Bloody Muff Print"

A girl goes to the bathroom while on her period leaving behind a "Bloody Muff Print"

by Lepic Dunce December 13, 2010


Internet Bloody Knuckles

Arguing online about a topic that is dead. Everyone who's had any interest in the topic has heard everything there is to say. Everyone has made up their mind. Nobody is on the fence. The fence isn't even there anymore. The fence was there to distinguish the sides from each other, but y now it doesn't matter who is standing where. The topic is dead.

This is aptly named after a "game" where two people care way too much about what their peers think of them, to an extent where they take turns punching each other's fists and pretending it doesn't hurt. Everyone watching holds back their laughter while these two people wreck a body part they'll need for the rest of their lives (these are normally kids, and injuring the skeleton before it's finished growing is very harmful. It affects the growth and can cause deformations) because they think it makes them look like badasses, rather than dumbasses.

Who is told that they won Bloody Knuckles is up to house rules, but nobody really wins Bloody Knuckles. Nobody wins Internet Bloody Knuckles either. They think they won, based on whatever (like house rules), but all they really did was stress themselves out. Everyone else took one look at the topic, knew everything that would be said, and just moved on. Unlike the original Bloody Knuckles, Internet Bloody Knuckles can have any number of players, but even 2 is too many.

Now their real problems (which can actually be mitigated) will be harder to deal with.

Person 1: "The fictional character in this lewd drawing is not 18."

Person 2: "Guys, can we not play Internet Bloody Knuckles again? I can't in good conscience look the other way anymore. At this point it's as painful to think about as it is to watch. Go work out or study or stab water with a pencil. Anything but this."

Person 3: "They're not a real person."

Person 2: "Balls... ๐Ÿคฆ"

by Some random person, idfk July 9, 2023

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die in a bloody hole

When someone needs to die a a hole filled with their own blood a sorrow and hatred

You need to die in a bloody hole

by Dontell June 10, 2017


Bloody Knuckle kiss

To kiss one's fist and immediately or reluctantly punch someone you feel affection for or someone meaningful towards you. Sometimes leading them to bleed.

Me : A girl from my class kissed her fist and punched me.

Friend : That's a bloody knuckle kiss man, be lucky she only gave you a bloody nose.

by Mellow Merc December 14, 2018


warm bloody mary

The special gift that a person receives after engaging in cunnilingus during that "special" time of the month.

What did you think about that warm Bloody Mary this morning?

by Pig man August 23, 2015


bloody anal rape

An adaption of anal rape where process' such as dry fisting may be incorporated to produce blood, giving a river of blood and cum around the anus of the victim.

Bloody anal rape is reserved for my enemies.

by Gumba Gumba April 13, 2004

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