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Claimed My Bong

To place one's semi to full erect penis into the mouthpiece of his bong, thereby claiming it for his personal use alone. After the claim, only the individual who performed the act may use it for its perposes. Anyone who uses the bong other than the owner is deemed nasty as hell and can never be smoked with again.

I Claimed My Bong the other night...:

(Odd Future playing in the background)
Me: Guess what, I just claimed my bong
Guest: Aww dude, wtf? That was the coolest bong ever:'(
Me: HAHA ikr.
*Guest leaves angrily

by Me. Not Your, But Me. June 5, 2011


Hot Bong Water

When someone dumps CBD/THC oil in a hot tub.

Dude! That is Hot Bong Water. You can’t get in there or you will test hot.

by Full Monty January 11, 2023


Ding-bong-ditch

Similar to the ding-dong-ditch, but much more risky. Participants take a bong rip on their target's doorstep before ringing the doorbell and fleeing. Unfortunate (or fortunate) targets open their doors to a thick cloud of the ganja smoke.

"I'll only smoke you out if you ding-bong-ditch that house."

"You've gotta ding-bong-ditch someone if you wanna be in the choom gang." -Barack Obama

by theyungrasta August 10, 2013


Wada bing bong

To start of some drill or make fun of someone

Wada bing bong kick up the bong

by GrillUp September 9, 2020


bing bong sticks

Very famous phrase among the NFT space.

It’s one of the Invisible foods that occupies 40 percent of the balanced diet of @InvsbleFriends.

Even the team of @InvsbleFriends get paid in bing bong sticks.

People would go crazy for bing bong sticks when they knew it could make them go invisible from boomers.

by gag1514 January 21, 2022


bong bay college

a school somewhere in Auckland full with weed and other drug

hey look its bong bay college

by grammernazi2624 May 15, 2018


Lay off the bong

A phrase that people use when their linked to the Mandela Effect

“So I think whoever is apart of this whole mandela stuff is usng this to make it look like were not stuck in a different universe”

Bob(works for government): Heyy lay off the bong bruh. The Mandela affect is stupid

by TashiTash November 23, 2019