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When you're having sex with a drunk person and you poor alchohol on your penis but trapped within your foreskin then you cum and Guinnes shoots out of your penis. You then put that same alchohol into a party popper and burst it on new years
May have had a little bit of an Irish bottle opener
A song by CJ SO COOL, that got popular from TikTok and has stayed pretty relevant since then.
Friend: hey man you heard the “I be poppin bottles” song?
Friend 2: you know that’s not the actual name of the song, right?
Friend: oh…
While a couple is in the act of anal intercourse, in doggy-style position, and the female happens to be on her period, the male gives her a reach around and lights the dangling tampon string on fire, causing the female to shoot far across the room like a bottle rocket.
“My girlfriend nearly broke her neck, smashing her face into the headboard, after I gave her a Carolina Bottle Rocket.”
“I literally lit my girl’s ass up once she received a Carolina Bottle Rocket.”
“Girlfriend, If you thought unannounced anal was tough to endure, imagine my shock when my husband gave me a Carolina Bottle Rocket!”
When you repeatedly squeeze the bottle to get some extra sauce out, creating farting noises. This is actually an effective way to get an extra squeeze out of your bottle.
Person 1 - Crap! The sauce bottle's out.
Person 2 - Nothing a quick little bottle fart won't fix.
The nice and amazing British way of saying bottle of water
Random British dude at the drive thru:hey I would like chips and a bottle of woha
Bottle Bite (noun)
A tiny cut on your hand caused by screwing a metal cap back onto a liquor bottle and your skin cops it between the cap and the metal sleeve on the bottle neck. Bonus points if you need stiches,
Common Side Effects: Sudden, irrational rage at inanimate objects, involuntary profanity (usually “F#%!” or “Ya f***in’ dog!”)
A dramatic hand inspection like you’ve just been personally betrayed
Storming off to find a Band-Aid that falls off after 2 minutes cause its so fkn hot
Example: “F#%!” “Oi, you good?” "Yeah gee just copped a lil bottle bite"
When a male performs the task of extracting a womens vaginal fluids by placing a used alcohal bottle in the location of the vagina. Commonly performed by the erected chad with the intention to savore the sweet sweaty betty's juice
I found my brother's slimy bottle.