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When your turd lays in the bowl and pokes up through the water line.
You've just dropped a deuce so long it circles the bowl and wraps around and its breaking water.You need to call your buddy and take a picture after such a large snakes exists your ass and state "dude, I just totally broke water".
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1. (n) Time away from work or job to collect ones thoughts.
2. (v) To stop work for a second, to get shitfaced by downing some shots
1) All this hard work, I need to take a Sanity Break.
2) All these dumb bitches at work, I need a Sanity Break.
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When a friend of yours ruins your chances with a girl you're trying to get.
Isaac spring breaked Ryan with Summer
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When one uses the bathroom during a game of Left 4 Dead, it is considered a Bile Break.
Player1: "Ready to start the roller coaster"
Player 2: Wait! I gotta take a bile break!
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as soon as i break the glass with sally its gunna be open play for every other guy
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Ignoring the taboo of incest so you can get it on with your hot family member.
"I know Jon Snow is my nephew and all, but damn. I've got to break the wheel."
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