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Something on the original taco bell 5$ menu that makes you shit bricks.
"I had to be on the toliet for two hours after eating that diabetes burrito"
When you’re about to fuck and you don’t have condoms on hand but there’s a tortilla in the pantry.
“Oh shit I don’t have any condoms on me” - Chick
“Don’t worry, I got some tortillas in the pantry - we’re about to Virginia Burrito this” - Dude
1. a theoretical burrito that Jesus Christ makes so hot that even he himself cannot eat it (usually said to be microwaved).
2. any burrito that is so hot that it can't be eaten by a mortal human (although Jesus probably could).
3. A burrito that is so hot it makes you see Jesus.
4. Archaic: A burrito that is so hot that it burns the sin right outta ya.
5. Noun: Another name for the Holy Corpse Parts in Jojo's Bizzare Adventure, Specifically Eyes of Heaven, seeing as they look like burritos in the game
"Oh, we got another Jesus Burrito" - Joel
a Hispanics girl whos' into white guys
that beaner is a burrito bunny
When you can't fit your penis inside the dead baby so you just fuck it instead.
"Stay still little jimmy this might hurt"
I'm gonna give you a Sumerian burrito
A sexual act involving a flesh light filled with diarrhea
I left a surprise Bangkok burrito in his night stand - he’ll never get the smell out of his fleshlight