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Moronic bitches who roast each other on the daily, laugh at their own jokes, and get more pussy and dick than yo whole ancestry. Every member has cake and they all have sexual nicknames that be funny af. Their fuckboys/boyfriends/any boy involved with them are called cakeboys. They're always turning up and they funny and loyal as hell. Beware of them though because if you fight one cake fam girl you fight them all bitch! Also, their favorite things to eat are hot cheetos and chicken quesadillas with watermelon arizona juice.
Sayings: "Are you dumb as fuck?!" "Are you sumb or dupid?" "There's too much dick in the air. Febreeze!" "When bae's tired but you horny af." "It takes time to suck a dick." "Go in a hole and choke on a dick." "Salty as a saltine."
Members: Grandma Booty, Darbooty, Ho Ho, Porncess, Merslutties, and Irene the Virgin
Cake fam is so ratchet, I love them.
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When his/her/your booty so big it be causing earthquakes. A butt or trait only thicc people or slim-thicc people can have.
Cake is referred to the ass.
"Damn Kayla's booty so big she be serving cake"
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Marble Cake may be used as either a noun or a verb; however, in either context it describes the action of a man anally penetrating either a man or a woman and ejaculating inside of said person. Afterwards the person on the receiving end defecates. If the defecator is a man, he then masturbates into his own feces.
Finally, the resulting mass of feces and ejaculatory fluids is put on a platter and one or both parties partake of the "cake."
This is similar to Felching.
I can't believe you ate that Marble Cake!
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Cakes (or Muffins) that contain Hash for extra flavour and a kick.
Main purpose of cooking Hash Cakes is to get high or stoned. They can be cooked by adding 'green' or 'weed' to normal cake or muffin mix.
Example:
"Some one make me some fucking Hash Cakes" said Mike
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damn i got wasted of that space cake last night. i can't remember shit!.. must have been like 100 bux of weed in it.
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A person who deliberately causes the breakup in someone's relationship so they can have a go at the other person's partner. Usually they do it to a a close friend which makes them even worse.
I lost my girlfriend to my cake taker so called friend, Rob.
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Used as a rebuttal to anyone, usually a 4chan frequenter, who says "the cake is a lie." It is usually said by someone that has actually completed the game "Portal" in which, upon completion, one sees a cutscene showing that the cake is, in fact, not a lie.
4chan troll: "TEH CAEK IZ A LIE!"
Tyrone: "Excuse me good sir, I've completed 'Portal' and let me tell you, the cake is not a lie."
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