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A man (typically of Arabic descent and low economic status) who participates in sexual relations solely with obese white women.
Why is Hamid Hussain with a 250 pound woman when himself weighs a mere buck one forty?
Well I guess he's a Captain Ahab that can't do better.
Obviously, the captain of the band.
Also, the only 'member of a group of musical misfits who can 'actually' play an instrument.
See also musician,ross saunders
"Hey, Captain Band, man, you're soooo good (lookin')!"
1: A mythical figure whom possesses math skills of a much higher level than that of an average mortal man. (Believed by some to have the ability to solve complex quadratic equations with minimal expenditure of time and/or physical exertion.)
2: One whom has the ability to go medieval on that seemingly unsolvable and obscure "The train left the station" problem's ass.
"Im no captain calculate, but 31 divided by 2 doesn't exactly perplex me."
The process of making stool in a cup and heating it in the microwave and pouring it upon someone
Dude i totally Captain Steamer ed her last night
Captain Dylan is the greatest character in the Duke Nukem series. He's a billion times better than any other character, Duke included. He's super tough, super sexy, and super annoying- I mean funny.
In a way...
Dylan is Duke.
J: Did you hear about Captain Dylan's victory against the aliens, G?
G: Yeah! Awesome stuff!
A man who skippers lots of Tuna - or has sex with a lot of women.
Sam: "Hey Mike, is that the Tuna Captain talking to your girlfriend?"
Mike: "Oh shit. It is. You don't think he's skippered her, do you???"
Sam: "Probably. Guess you're single again."
Mike: "Fuck the Tuna Captain."
Sam: "Yeah, she already did, dude."
felating a woman's clitoris. Term derived from the slang for a womans clitoris 'The man in a boat'.
'Right then Barry' declared sharon 'first things first, I want to see you talking to the captain before you stick that cock up me - its not all about you!!'