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When someone swipes their fingers between an ass and then smells them to see if it stinks.
Mother: Little Sebastien, did you control your ass in the shower?
Little Sebastian: Oui Mama.
Mother: Bastard child! I should've dug you out with a coat hanger. I'll use my French credit card to see if you are lying.
(Mother swipes fingers in Little Seb's ass)
Mother: Stink of the ass! I knew it. It smells like the cheese we eat when we surrender to the Germans.
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The Game is an invented game which is related to Magic the Gathering. The concept is that a player may use any creatures from any universe (comics, movies, mythology, etc.) and match them up against his opponents, the results of which are then debated. Creating a deck and playing The Game is a complex process, but the idea is simply to foster epic arguments
Carter and I were playing The Game (card version). He had no chance after my Gandalf ripped apart his Dumbledore
N.B. you don't call it The Game (card version). You call it The Game. urbandictionary required me to write it that way
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"PHYCO TRADING CARDS" are the creation/brainchild of Northern California artist, Robert Reed.
Reed, a self taught artist, is also known as Rob Reed and Robert The F Poet.
Tattooing professionally in Northern California from 1979 till 2008, Reed owned and operated "ALTERED IMAGES TATTOO STUDIO" in Guerneville and Petaluma, Calif.
He served his tattoo apprenticeship under Bert Rodriquez of "Bert's Santa Rosa Tattoo", Santa Rosa, Ca.
Also worked with J.D. of "J. and D. Tattoo" in Cotati, Ca.
In March of 2008, Reed started a self induced task of producing as much art work as he could draw in a 100 day period of time. The 100 day effort produced 247 different drawings. 100 of those drawings are what Reed calls "PHYCO TRADING CARDS SERIES #1" They are a 100 card collection of non sports collectable cards. All 100 cards are signed and numbered by the artist. Unfortunaetly, these and the bulk of the 100 day drawing spree, including nearly 160 earlier drawings were left at a residence in Spokane, Washington in Sept. of 2008 while Reed traveled to Santa Rosa, Ca.
Planning to return within a weeks time, Reed did not return to Spokane. Numerous attempts at recovering the "lost artwork" have, at the present time, not been fruitful.
Reed has began drawing the artwork for "PHYCO TRADING CARDS Series #2" in November of 2010.
Mary Benny: "Jack, where are the PHYCO Trading Cards".
Jack Benny: "<Screaming>She went out and squandered my money on "PHYCO Trading Cards."
Mary Benny again: "Did Grace see those PHYCO Trading Cards?"
Lenny Bruce: Of all the psycho stuff I've seen, "PHYCO Trading Cards are the cats meow."
When your brown ass self is born just to keep your father in the U.S.
Austin: "Bruh aren't you gonna get deported next month"
Kaylin: "Nah nah nah, I got that green card baby on the way"
Jess: "You wat?"
The act of using a gift card to purchase another gift card of equal or slightly greater value in order to hide the fact that you're just regifting the original gift card.
After I do some gift card laundering at the mall today, these gift cards I got last Christmas will be squeaky clean and ready for regifting. No one will ever catch on to my operation - muhahaHAHA!
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A master of science fiction and/or fantasy writing. He is the author of four of the best books in history: the Ender saga, as well as the related Ender's Shadow series, which are books set in the same universe. Also wrote Homecoming Series and Alvin Maker series. Lives in Greensboro, NC, USA.
Orson Scott Card is the MAN dude! His new book, Shadow of the Giant, just came out!
Oh shizzile, you're right dude! I'll go get it now!
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Cards Against Humanity is the best party game ever!
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