chuck norris

better than jesus

chuck norris can pick an apple from an orange tree and make the best god damn lemon-aid you've ever tasted!

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chuck on the spit

To get fucked from 2 sides (front and rear) at the same time

Do you practice chuck on the spit with your friends?

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Chucking a Zara

Getting so drunk that you defecate on the floor of a club, then going home with a guy.

Can't believe shes Chucking a Zara, that's a bit funky.

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Chucking a Dhruv

Taking credit for a song/artist Loveneet found

He didn't find that song, Loveneet did. He's chucking a Dhruv

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Chuck Norris'd

When someone punches you in the nose so hard that you see an image of Chuck Norris, himself.

Random Dude: Holy fuck, that dude punched me in the face so hard I Chuck Norris'd myself!
Me: That sound's wrong!

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Ch-chuck it

When an object is moved, thrown, kicked, or hit in an opposite direction.

Duude, ch-chuck it over here so I can ch-chuck it back!!!

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Chucked Out

The first one put out of a Texas Hold 'Em tournament at least twice in a row.

We played a nice game of Hold Em last week and yes Wuba the Love Sponge Chucked Out AGAIN

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