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The illusion of time going incredibly slow generally caused by locking eye contact with a clock.
Sophie: "Seriously, this has been the slowest hour of my life"
Rob: "Stop clock locking yourself"
A rule that MLB was going to enforce on the pitcher that stipulates the pitcher is charged with a balk after a period of time expires.
He should be charged with a clock balk.
Waking a sleeping bed fellow with anal sex.
She was rudely awakened by Chris’s Cumbrian Alarm Clock.
Used when someone has undeniably won something. This something is usually limited to a few things, such as arguments.
For example, when you're having an argument and you undeniably have beaten the other person in the debate you would say "I clocked that bitch"
clocked is a more sophisticated way of saying “you ate”, or you “cooked”
its way to congratulate someone for doing something well,
or when someone insults another really good
Person 1: Girl shut up you’re ugly
Person 2: Shut up atleast my hair ain’t raggedy
Person 3: LOL, person 2 clocked you