The utter opposite and a true antonym to hot sex
A retarded and way worse version of appealing bodily needs compared to beating your meat
That whore nearly bit off my weiner, it was so horrible I came up with a term for it: cold sex
Cold creep is when you get pleased by a female and then you go ghost
After we fucked he cold creeped me
Really cold; your skin gets crispy
Y’all it’s crispy cold outside.
Pulling one testicle of ones pants to show to a friend as an elaborate prank
Hey Jerry look a cold meatball (pointing at Tom's lap)
EWWW Why is your left nut out
HAHAHAHA JERRY YOU GOT PRANKED SO GOOD
Someone that is a straight clown / bozoe
Yo that dude Paul is a cold meatball
The feeling that does not show any affection nor warmth to others; unkindness
Ebenezer Scrooge, a fictional character from A Christmas Carol, who is a wealthy elderly man who is defined by his cold-heartedness
Temperatures cold enough to cause a man's balls to retract for warmth.
I went out for a hike in the early morning and dude let me tell you, it was freaking cold dinosaur out, major shrinkage!