when a woman gets kicked, punched, ect. in her crotch.
"Did you you see Amber kick Brooke in the cunt?"
"Yea! That was an awesome cookie crunch!"
A prostitute on house arrest.
"Why is Agnes turning tricks from her front steps?"
"She can't leave the house, so she's a porch cookie until her ankle monitor comes off."
A Pejorative term for people who think highly of their cooking abilities, due to the fact that their recipes contain marijuana, and/or a person that is high during the cooking process.
"Oh great! That No-Bake Cooky found It's way back into My house. Now everything tastes like ass and I can't drive."
"That No-Bake Cooky just microwaved a box of Little Debbies Cosmic Brownies."
When a man ejaculates into an Oreo™ cookie and forces himself to eat it whilst dipping it into a cup of his own "milk".
Jackson was so hungry and horny last night that he did a Cookies & Creme on himself.
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Another one of milk's many pseudonyms.
Milk is the quencher of cookies, therefore it is a cookie quencher.
Damn these cookies won't digest. I need a cookie quencher!
When you dunk cookies into a wet Milfs vagina
Those cookies and milf really hit the spot
When a whole bunch of guys jerk off onto a cookie and the last one to get off has to eat it
Keil came last so he had to eat the sour cookie