Covid-19 Is a Wicked Problem

When no superpower or developed country alone is able or capable of solving the global coronavirus crisis, whose solution requires the knowhow of both friendly and unfriendly nations.

With Beijing’s initial cover-ups and President Trump’s recurring lies and conspiracies on the coronavirus while in office, the world, which recognizes that Covid-19 is a wicked problem, is skeptical that these two superpowers could put aside their differences to fight the pandemic.

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COVID-19 Vaccine

Something only your grandparents and later your parents will get. For you a minor you'll have to wait till you're an adult to get so say goodbye to your teen years cause you staying inside for them

Iain was so dissapointed to learn that he could not get the COVID-19 Vaccine and would thus be confined to his home on his computer until he turned 18 and thus would have to spend his teen years inside

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Leader of the Covid-free World

Shouldn't we celebrate New Zeland Prime Minister Jacinda Ardern as Leader of the Covid-free World considering the lack of leadership shown by many world leaders?

Who is the Leader of the Covid-free World?
New Zealand had less cases than Trump's White House.

Infinite Covid Concern Theorem

A scientific theorem used by communication psychologists: an upper-class white liberal will find a way to mention how they are more careful to COVID-19 virus than any other person in the room

"and then when we got to the theatre, they required masks, but said we could take them off to eat Popcorn... you can guess what happened haha"

"Does Dad talk about anything but covid?"

"He sure is proving the Infinite Covid Concern Theorem!"

Karen (COVID-19 Slang)

A “Karen” is a popular mocking slang term as somebody tattletaling to the police or person of authority for witnessing a mass gathering of fun, healthy, and outgoing people who are violating social distancing procedures during the 2020 COVID-19 Pandemic. A typical Karen is ideally obnoxious, controlling, takes everything seriously, nagging, party-pooper, and the rain on your parade type of person.

I saw that the police was called in at a park to disperse a large group people. A Karen (COVID-19 Slang) must of snitched to the police and ruined their fun.

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Is Covid-19 Blue or Red?

When punters in the US and the UK are betting whether Democratic-run “blue states” or Republican-led “red states” are likely to yield a greater proportion of infections and fatalities come 11/3.

Latest US results showed that around 53% of deaths have so far occurred in "blue" states and 47% in "red" ones. It’s no wonder that bookmakers are frustratingly changing the odds every other day, by constantly asking: “Is Covid-19 Blue or Red?”

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Pro Covid Vaxxer

A useless, stupid, low IQ, cognitive impaired person who thinks they are so concerned about other people's health and well being, and who thinks they are scientifically literate, but are just blindly submitting to authority in the most unscientific and gangster way.

Usually says things like "I f***ing love science", "Science baby!" "Do you even science bro?" without even respecting the scientific method (thinks science should be blindly obeyed instead of challenged), treats CNN, CCP propaganda, obvious big pharma corruption as the absolute truth.

Also most of the time - but not always - against Trump for no reason, wants to kill every person who supports Trump.

Claims to care about people's health so much they never want them to consider alternative treatments that are no longer under patent, cheaper, and more effective. Cares about you so much that if they hope you all die if you did not get the vaccine like they blindly did.

The most unscientific inferior species lower breed garbage that ever lived, who truly believe they are the most scientific people ever, even more than the real scientists who proved themselves wrong. Some of the most self-deluded trash you will ever see on earth.

A: We should all take vaccines to be protected.
B: Ok.
A: Why aren't you vaccinated like me?
B: Nah i'm good.
A: If you don't take it i will be infected by you
B: That means it's not working isn't it? So.... Why should i take it?
A: OMG STAY AWAY FROM ME YOU MURDERER
B: ... wtf bruh... that's a pro covid vaxxer for you. Fucking inferior low IQ species.
A: *chats science science science science*
B: Whatever Pro Covid Vaxxer.

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