horns on a cow [horns on the cow]

It is a slang term used in essex to mean when you make up a crazy mad, random spontaneous song lyrics with your mates friends.

girl 1: what did you do last night yesterday?

girl 2: I made up a horns on a cow horns on the cow with benji and bob

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purple cow

The imaginary subject of the nursery rhyme by the same name.

I've never seen a purple cow,
I never hope to see one,
But I will tell you anyhow,
I'd rather see than be one.

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Highland Cow

A Scottish beast resembling a cow.

What the fuck is that man!? when something shocking is seen
A highland cow situation

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Cow puncher

"Cow puncher" most likely another word for "meat beater" which is a term used to represent masterbating.

In stranger things, Season 4 we hear Erica say this to Lucas. Since it was confirmed that there was a hard sock and a pic of Max under lucas' bed, the term makes sense.

"spill your guts, cow puncher."

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cow tipping

This shouldn't even be in here because, as stated in other entries, it is a rural activity, not an urban one. Only urban slang belongs in the urban dictionary.

Cow tipping is not an urban activity.

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Cow fishing

see also
cattle man
cow pushing

i went cow pushing in cattle man's paddock, then he came after me for cow fishing.

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Cow muffin

Means you're a ding dong

Hey jaleel you're a cow muffin

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