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When six couples go on a date.
Tonight im going on a hexagon date with my friends.
What's all over the sheets after you know, a date.
My mother sent the sheets to the laundry service because they were drenched in date sauce.
A secret rendezvous for anal sex behind a dumpster, typically occurring between two homosexual males, often homeless.
I caught Pedro and Rufus having a dumpster date behind my shop last night!
Paul sure looks like he was on the receiving end of a wild dumpster date this morning
Joe has really gone down hill, he only goes for dumpster dates these days
Men Online dating in mostly Western World with entitled delusional women
I had a Dumpster date the other day.....
I got a dumpster date comin' up
When a girl is dating a guy, but she doesn't actually care, so she'll still hook up with you.
"Isn't she dating someone?"
"Yes, but they're Swiss dating. We totally hooked up after the show."
After unsuccessful relationship after unsuccessful relationship, you slowly find a better person with each attempt. Your dating life becomes a slow evolution in the search for a deserving person. It usually starts with hoot rats/hillbillies and ends with someone who gives as much, if not more, than you have with every failed relationship.
Jeff: I just don't fucking get these crazy bitches!
Dr. Kay: Just keep looking, man. Don't keep finding girls you have to fix. Look at the past few girls you dated, each is better than the previous. That's some serious darwin dating, one day you will find a bitch who can walk on land.
maybe you like someone on the internet and want to date them? then you fucking have esex and you connection fails casuing you not to talk TO THEM FOR THE NEXT 6 YEARS, or they just get bitches irl and leave you alone.
''I love e-dating because girls irl will not show me any affection so i can catfish online!''