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douche bag

(n) {French, fr. Italian "doccia"}
1. An object used for vaginal hygeine.
2. A student or instructor at the Carlson School of Management at the University of Minnesota, Twin Cities.

US: \dΓΌsh 'bag\
International \du:ç; bæg\

1. A vaginal cleaning is simply incomplete without a proper douche bag.
2a. Only a douche bag would consider accounting a tough class.
2b. Douche bags have been known to add small numbers with calculators and call it "business math."

by lLamaD February 19, 2005

5173πŸ‘ 2773πŸ‘Ž


Douche Larouche

any kind of moronic human being, that performs outrageous acts of stupidity, or verbal suggestions of retardation. Literally means a bleeding or broken douche bag.

Douche Larouche is a compound insult, that can package other insults.for instance: Douche la fucking rouche!


"I think Tothian is a douche larouche, for not knowing the term wetback."

"I dare you to pass me you douche la fuckin' rouche."

by Wall Creeper May 1, 2008

48πŸ‘ 18πŸ‘Ž


douche baguette

The female version of a douche bag. This female has an overrated sense of self worth, with low level of intellegence, behaving ridiculously in front of others; like being loud, dancing nasty, wearing Ed Hardy shirts with matching Ed Hardy glitter hats, has overflowing make up, tons of mascara on her eye lashes and makes the pouting face with downward peace sign with her hand every time she takes a picture.

The girl with her Ed Hardy outfit and pouting poses in photos can win the tag of the Douche Baguette. She thinks she owns the place.

by sunny936 February 8, 2010

50πŸ‘ 19πŸ‘Ž


Douche Bag

Kanye West

During the 2009 Video music awards, Douche Bag rudely interrupted Taylor Swift.

by ima gayfish September 21, 2009

39πŸ‘ 14πŸ‘Ž


douche bro

A combination of the terms douche bag and dude bro, which describes an even more annoying type of person than each term used singularly.
This type of person was/is probably in a fraternity. They may hold an esteemed position at a company. He is a pompous asshole. However, he is also fun. He likely surfs, shotguns beers, and smokes weed. He probably spits on the sidewalk and talks too loud to his clients/friends on his cell phone in a quiet place like post office or elevator.

My coworker, Zac, just tried to high five me after yelling at our waitress for forgetting his side of fries that he never even ordered. That guy is such a douche bro.

by jessicagay October 20, 2009

23πŸ‘ 7πŸ‘Ž


Hipster Douche

A member of the douchebag family in the subculture class 'Hipster'. A Hipster Douche is typically found at fan conventions, tattoo conventions and weirdy bars in major metro areas. Like standard douchbags the Hipster douche maintains several cookie cutter tattoos on their arms chest or legs. Hispter Doucebags commonly wear dark colors, punker apparel, biker apparel, fake rim glasses, black kangol or army cap hats, chains and studs on clothing.

Sometimes found in the company of ameture porn stars in the "alt" porn industry.

Hobby and social interests of the Hipster douche seem to be made up of rock porn, adult swim cartoons, altporn, fan cons, ameture burlesque shows, motorcycles, and 50's era urban art revivalism as these represent aspects that attract certain social classes the Hipster douche desires to be part of.

Hipster douchebags represent a crossover of traditional douchebaggery to sectors of the subculture in the areas of hipsters, punkers, bikers and retro subculture revivalism.
As traditional douchebags are finding it hard to remain in just one area of culture.

Some aspects of the hipster douchebag that are alike to all douchebags:

1. Inherited wealth

2. exploitation or over steriotypical representation of the cultural framework they are emulating rather than honest expressions of self.

3. Heavy drinking

4. Sexism

The most common examples of Hipster Douches in the United States can be found in Philadelphia, PA, Manchester, NH and Los Angelis, CA.

Graham is such a Hipster Douche.

by Mr. SnowmanPants April 19, 2011

76πŸ‘ 31πŸ‘Ž


La Douche

1) An eloquent way of calling a guy a dick head
2) A lying, cheating bastard, usually hailing from New Jersey
3) A guy who drives around in a car mommy and daddy bought, with a "Bella" license plate

I still can't believe the shit he pulled, he's a La Douche...

He is beyond Dick Rude, he's what we call a La Douche...

by Turnhead May 27, 2010

13πŸ‘ 3πŸ‘Ž