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Eddie Guzman

The youngest sibling in the family and the best looking. An Eddie Guzman has a great smile and is the funniest person in the family. Athletic and loyal, tough and strong, not a person you want as an opponent. He is street smart and will go farther than anyone to make sure he doesn't lose, you wouldn't want to mess with him because he is also college educated. An Eddie Guzman will outsmart you, he is competitive and will tire out any opponent. He is a good friend and an even better lover. If you are lucky enough to be his romantic partner you are in for a treat. Eddie Guzman will have a surprisingly large penis and be a great lover that tries to please his partner before himself. A hardworker and very loyal, an Eddie Guzman will be the life of the party. He can find the positive out of any situation and is stubbornly optimistic.

You ain't an Eddie Guzman, because you're a quitter.

That was the worse sex I ever had, definitely not an Eddie Guzman.

That comedian did not make me laugh, he was not funny. His boring ass did not Eddie Guzman me.

by Brainmuscle January 5, 2025


eddie nketiah

someone who only scores tap ins in football. A goal from close range.

Did you see my goal on the weekend? Proper eddie nketiah

by Excellent_emile December 21, 2021


eddie fh

a man that is super sexy and has a huge penis

1: Did you see Eddie fh?
2: Yeah he was such a hot guy
1: I heard Erik fell in love with him

by eddiefhloverong December 10, 2022


Pulling a Eddie

When you are great at something but occasionally fucks up beyond human will or flakes whenever you can

Ah I see they're Pulling a Eddie

I hate when they're Pulling a Eddie

by Michael Mervin Roy Harris June 1, 2022


eddie parker

Typically the name of a truly salty fireman

Eddie Parker is the most aggressive salt dog I know.

by 7th ward lord September 8, 2017


Eddie Esteban Garcia

A true sped.

Eddie Esteban Garcia is a sped from San Isidro, Texas.

by 2kGod69____ September 12, 2020


eddy spaghetti

someone who is not a baseball captain.

Baseball player 1 : Hey i heard coach is making someone the new captain.
Baseball player 2 : Yea looks like eddy spaghetti wont be captain for the 4 year in a row lol!

by shitatbaseball June 16, 2017