The holy one who protects all. He has all knowledge of women and history.
He is the best drag queen in town. his booty is bigger then cim kardashiuan. He is swagging yeah
Eli Pee Lie is retarded
The best power couple out there. They will pretend to be just friends at first but everyone can see that they’re in love!
Yo did you see that couple?!
Yea that’s Esther and Eli I wish I had a relationship like theirs
Kristian Eli is the leader of bulking season, he invented 'bulking' in 2004 when he was born.
You ate burger king yesterday, you are a Big Kristian Eli.
Also a term commonly used for morbidly gay obese men.
Eli is the nicest most friendliest person you could ever know. He’s charming sweet cute all of the above on a perfect guy. Everyone has a crush on Eli R. People who like him are: A, L, and even I!! He is a genius but a lazy one. He’s wholesome and Christinan he is amazing. Eli R tends to have bllondish brown hair and has a love for dogs and football. Eli R enjoys long calls with close friends and apparently karaoke XD!! Eli R is everything and more! He is an overall heartthrob and amazing person!
“Do you know who Eli R is!
“Of course!! Who doesn’t know him??!”