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It's when you are, like, banging a chick, right? And right as you're about to bust a nut you run into the kitchen! And then you break a bunch of eggs open on a skillet and then move them around until they look like they're about done. Then you, uh... then you eat them.
Person 1: Oh shit! Last night I was bangin' this chick and I gave her a SCRAMBLED EGGS!!!
Person 2: OH SHIT!!! True dat?
Person 1: True dat!
Person 2: Word! How was that sheeit?
Person 1: It was delicious.
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A nickname for penis and testicles.
That ball hit me right in the ham and eggs.
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A visible booger in someone's nose.
You have a potato egg, you should go to the bathroom to fix that one.
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Refers to a cute girl who's body looks good in clothes but awful naked.
For example, when you crack an uncooked egg into a pan, the whites and yolks go everywhere you don't want them to go. You want the yolk in the middle, but it just keeps running all over. A girl is an uncooked egg if you think her lady bits will go all over the second her clothes come off.
Guy 1: I can't tell if I'd bang her or not...sometimes she looks real good.
Guy 2: Don't waste your time bro, she's a total uncooked egg.
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The name given for completely filling the toilet bowl with bubbles while urinating.
I pissed so hard and so long that I made a full egg.
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