Father Lettuce is the name of the man who fears no God
"Hey, have you seen Father Lettuce today?"
"Who tf-"
Looks like his dad.
Ya can't blame that one on the milkman. He's got an arse like his father.
A place where felBJraTIVE kind quplextion and imquplextion goes when they are good and saved and pass away from the living flesh and relbjalood body of earth 🌎. By lbj as in Lonnie Benningfield junior.
I invented and made and created in my father's kingdom there are many BeJrooooms.by lbj as in Lonnie Benningfield junior.
When a man deals with poorly behaved children but must suppress his rage to the point his hands shake uncontrollably.
Dylan's kid won't stop screaming. Don't hand him a drink, he's got Shaken Father Syndrome
A nonce who loves to touch kids with pleasure
Ahh here he is father alan
The big wild nonce who likes to play with children
Ahh there he is
Father alan the sex offender
This insult is very dangerous and its ten times more effective than your sister a mister
This insult was used on Stephen Hawking.
Person A: your mom gay
Person B: Your granny tranny
Person A: Your brother aint gonna be a father
*the whole universe collapses*