A recently discovered type of abdominal cancer that by stage 2 hijacks the nervous system by attaching itself to the spine and releasing specific euphoric chemicals produced by cell degeneration. it's usually caused by prolonged exposure to what's called "digital aids" which describes stuff like tiktok, vine compilations, and a plethora of different "influencers". some symptoms of this type of cancer include:
stage 1) addiction, and pain to the stomach region
stage 2) addiction, pain to the stomach region, discoloured tissue surrounding the tumor, and mild seizures
stage 3) addiction, pain to the stomach region, discoloured/rotting tissue surrounding the tumor, gender dysphoria, and seizures
stage 4) heavy addiction, immense pain, migraines, discoloured/rotting tissue surrounding the tumor, leaking of stomach acid, gender dysphoria, heavy seizures, and eventual organ failure.
the seizures caused by this disease can often be mistaken for obnoxious dancing.
this disease is spreading fast, and is quickly becoming an epidemic. spread the word, donate to the research into it. if we keep fighting, may be victorious.
"fortnite is an epidemic that's threatening our continued existed"
A game that has to update every fortnight and is the cause of most rage and the death of the person sitting next to him/her
*guy snipes ninja*
Ninja: grabs mouse and shoves up his ass and farts out at Jessica then dies.
-Fortnite 2020
It’s a shooting game is popular and everyone doesn’t shut the fuck up about seriously like shut the fuck it’s dying
A fucking plague to society which makes people deserve to die in a hole in the burning pits of hell where they gonna be trapped there in everlasting pain because they deserve it. Because they play Fortnite
Did you hear bill got gang raped yesterday. It’s ok he’s a fortnite gamer
A person who plays fortnite and get no pussy. They are gay
I was catching bodies while a fortniter was cranking 90
a god from 2009 who created the rightside up, the place where it's more gore than the upside down
fortniter created the reverse upside down didn't he
UH OH CLASS! RETARD ALERT CLASS!
Whats 2 + 5? - Mr garrison
Fortniter : ummm 13?
Alright class can we a get a answer from someone who isn't actually retarded please?