turn french

1. To run away from a confrontation, to become cowardly. 2. To surrender, to give in. 3. To become an overly artistic homosexual with a penchant for noir, eating cheese, and cruelty to geese. 4. For a country to disolve the aspect of having a standing army, or whose armed forces are run totaly by foreigners, i.e. the FFL.

That ol'boy said he'd have it out with me, but he turned french at the last minute and Ive never seen him since.

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french valentine

on valentines day, you have plain old sex and talk dirty in french to eachother.

"vous le vous couche avec moi"
"oh i love a french valentine!"

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French culture

In quaint 60s parlance, oral sex.

Old swinger husband: Is he always that quick on the trigger?
Young swinger wife: Well, it's been known to happen...
Old swinger husband: Well, don't let it worry you. Wait till you meet Tom Harris. He comes when you look at him.
Old swinger wife: Oh, but that don't matter, hon. He'll give you French culture till the cows come home.

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French Mustache

At the climax of sexual intercourse, the man ejaculates his man créme across the upper lip and adding an aristic swirl to each end. This gives the illusion that the women has a french mustache.

Dude my girl thought it was funny to use teeth while doming me last night, but I set her straight. I slapped a french mustache on that bitch

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French Kiss

To put the business end of a gat in a punk bitches mouth.

Did you see Eddie french kiss that faggot? I thought he was going to give him an angry dragon.

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french pickle

Getting a blowjob atop the Eiffel Tower, or an Eiffel Tower formation.

Until Julie put it in her mouth that grey Paris afternoon, I never dreamed I'd be french pickled.

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French Tickling

The act of licking the taint or butthole.

"I had a rough day at work, so my girlfriend gave me some French Tickling when I got home."

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