Getting the Baltes

The act of totally getting screwed over at work in the midst of a hectic day.

Jim: "It is going to be super busy in the store today."
Bob: "Yeah and we have a huge work list to get done."
Jim: "and a ton of customers to take care of, maybe Brad can help us out with the customers while we get the work list done."
Bob: "Dude, Brad went home early said he needed to cut hours today."
Jim: "are you fucking kidding me man? We are totally Getting the Baltes in here today!"

getting churned

Putting a stick of butter in your asshole then getting ass fucked

I love getting churned by my husband

Get Wonkafied

When Willy Wonka acts... you know... like Willy Wonka.

Willy Wonka: *slaps snobby child*
Person: “Get Wonkafied”

get rent

to get absolutely rented kid stupid noob lip tard go die in a hole

get rent stupid booby

getting lucy'd

Getting flamed/roasted so bad in public that death would have been a better option

It was terrible having to witness Aston getting lucy'd. To this day his children are still suffering third degree burns

getting slished

To get drunk, to get wasted.

Caesar and I love getting slished together.

Getting Phoenixed

Getting majorly screwed by a computerized system that messes up critical functions. (Drawn from the epic fail of a government pay system).

Seriously, I'm not getting my paychecks, my e-mails aren't fuctioning , I'm not showing up in the system and, well - I just hate getting Phoenixed.