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Home made porn video you made with an ex-girlfriend and still keep after the break up. Usually considered a precious treasure.
I have a lot of ex-girlfriend porn hidden among my computer files. I never delete any home porn video I made.
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Forming a relationship over social media during a worldwide pandemic. This relationship is temporary for the duration of social distancing restrictions. LDB/G’s can pick up and drop off essentials during social isolation for their lockdown partner.
My lockdown boyfriend/girlfriend dropped me some cheesecake and milk around today
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I heard Christopher has a five armed girlfriend and she loves it dry
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August 1- when you tell your girl you love her. this day is all abt her, so celebrate her. post her, write her a paragraph abt how amazing she is, and let her know how much you care.
hey it’s national girlfriend day
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Adj., a Contemporary Christian Music (also called CCM) song that means to appeal to an audience outside of typical listeners of CCM by replacing "Jesus" with "You" in hopes of making the Christian content of the song less obvious to non-Christian listeners.
Creed pisses me off. They try to sound like a genuine effect of American counterculture, but it's just a bunch of Jesus-is-my-girlfriend music that Christians think is cowardly and non-believers see right through.
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First adopted by feminists intended to replace "friend zone" entirely. Use to explain how a manipulative woman can take advantage of a man by excepting gifts and favors under the false pretenses of a relationship and still make it the man's fault.
could be used to explain unwanted attention from a man but feminists ruined it before it even started.
"Why tell him he's girlfriend zoned me when he's been paying my bills, buying me concert tickets, and taking me out to dinner for the last 4 months."
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Things you would ask a Boyfriend/Girlfriend to do that nobody else would do (doing laundry,bringing food to your job,something involving your parents, etc). This could also be used to see if a guy/girl is commited enough towards you to be considered a girlfriend/boyfriend
guy 1:I asked my sister to bring me some mcdonalds on my break and she said no
guy 2:No shit stupid thats girlfriend/boyfriend stuff
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