When your trying to be low key on how much you just love seeing this person.
Yes Iโm glad you stopped at bear for tator skins, it was great seeing you.
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A popular nickname for that sinking ship of a sad sack person, Donald J. Trump.
Ever so harpoonable for so many reasons, the Great Orange Whale will not likely be the Republican nominee because the people donโt really want him to step back into the White House so he can damage the democracy any more than he already has.
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if your not living your life by it, your living wrong.
the ron swanson pyramid of greatness is a pyramid chart of the most badass TV character ever introduced to the fucking planet. it slowly teaches you how to be destined to become a badass white guy stuck as director of park and recreations at a small town in indiana who hates government but works in it as well. a dedicated fellow, this chart will make you a ron swanson.
"If you have any complaints, questions, or concerns, deal with it yourself, like an adult."
-Ron Swanson
"the swanson pyramid of greatness taught me how to be the perfect american and not some uncultured swine like the fucker reading this"
Look at Mick over there, eating all them pies, he's a dirty great bloater.
Eating six saltines in one minute without drinking something.
The Great Saltine Challenge is something Brennan O'C will NEVER complete.
A human turd, not necessarily deposited in a toilet, that prevents you from getting somewhere - thus providing a virtual barrier.
The wad of human excrement strewn across the train underpass was a Great Barrier Beef that resulted in Duncan going back home for the day.
MADE BY OUR LORD AND SAVOUR NAGITO KOMEADA! WE LIVE LAUGH LOVE FOR HIM! he saved us all from disappear and gave us hope, NOW GO WATCH THE NAGITO EDIT MOTHER FUCK'ES oh also do you have your nagito cardboard cutout yet?
O GREAT HOPEISM
NOW WATCH THE NAGITO EDIT