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Wine Guy ~ A horny, middle aged, divorced, wine importing, BMW drivin, botox shootin, poser who played the clarinet as an adolescent. He is adept at the use of wine adjectives such as robust, soft, with abundant red fruit and lashings of rose pepper enveloped by with a chocolatey oak aroma that adds a creaminess to the lifted finish. You know standard B S that most women go Ga Ga over. He is such a poser and just wants to get in my girl friends pants.
Wine guy ~ Julie meet me at the Tasting Room so I can impress you with my extensive knowledge of wine. Later we can go back to my place where I will show you my art collection.
Julie ~ Ok wine guy. You are so wonderful.
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That "guy" that jerks always compare themselves with
she: enters the room with a bloody chainsaw
he: I like spanking just as much as the next guy, but this is where i draw the line
she: Dieeeeee!!!
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A guy who falls under the criteria of being 'Indie'
Usually sports the long, messed up hair that looks as if they haven't bothered to fix it, which is the style that they've been trying to achieve in the first place.
Fashion wise, coats and scarves are often worn, with the ocassional trilby hat here and there. Do not forget the jeans, the most common cut are the skinny legs, but sometimes they are not quite skinny legs but more of a straight cut.
Indie guys are the hottest guys, but please never EVER mistake them for being the same as emo.
Indie Girl: Whoa, check out that guy...
Onlooker: That guy? He looks like he just woke up, the sun's out and he's wearing a scarf!
Indie Girl: He's so Indie.
Onlooker: You like emos?
Indie Girl: I'm sick of people mistaking Indies for Emos, firstly Emo will never catch up to Indie's greatness and sense off individuality and secondly, Indie guys don't go off putting eyeliner on and cutting themselves whenever the world doesnt go their way.
Onlooker: ...
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A guy who takes the position of 'boyfriend' to save a girl from random creepers in a social setting.
Girl- "Hey, thanks for saving me from that wierd guy. Didn't enjoy him hitting on me"
Guy friend- "No problem, I'm your safe guy so you can count on me"
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Hey guys - used when you want to say hey to guys and such.
Guy 1 'hey guys'
Guys 2 and 3 'hey guys'
Random guy 'hey guys'
Ladies 'hey guys'
They 'hey guys'
ECT,.
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Shopping for guys at stores such as wal-mart or the mall.
Judging guys from 1-10 and sometimes doing crazy things as asking for their number
Sally went guy shopping with her best friend at wal-mart.
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