When you’re sucking the cock of a fat guy and his belly lays on your head like a hat.
Every time I suck off Big Bob, I end up with his belly on my head like a goddamn Ham Hat.
A teen girl afraid of sexual euphemisms in internet chat rooms.
When you're a teen girl girl talking to your family don't be afraid to be a beanie hat, under certain conditions of course.
A man who spends his life satisfying everyone's sexual fantasies
"It is I the Hat Man here to eat your bones."
adj. or n. Mood; When you are so absolutely frustrated with life that you bunker down and can no longer function. You no longer are able to form words, your lips are pursed into a thin line and your arm are crossed so tight in front of your body that mechanical compression is currently causing ischemia to all tissue below the elbow.
There is little hope of mood recovery after ischemia has set in.
Hey buddy how ya doing?
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Are you in a lime hat?
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a person who uses many different companies of hats and wears them at the same time
When a hat is applied for a short period of time, to cure unruly or unliked poofy hair.
Jack's hair was turning into a major jew-fro and wouldn't lay down even when combed, so he gave it the hat treatment. Soon, his hair was smooth and rockin'.
When a midget completely mounts your head and face fucks you.
"Hey look, that guy over there is wearing a Serbian Hat!"