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Leasowes High school

No words to describe how terrible it is. I would rather keeps my kids from any sort of education than send them there.

Leasowes high school is terrible

by ImJustBeIng real April 22, 2019


Harrison High School

Harrison High School is a public high school in the west suburbs of Atlanta, GA. Their mascot is the Hoyas.

Over 75% of student is upper-middle class whites. Their mommies drive Cadillacs and pay for their many “needs” within technology, clothing, transportation, and alcohol/drugs/nicotine. Almost everybody here drives a Jeep, and hits puff bars in the 400 Hall bathroom daily. Flexing is considered to be a normal occurrence, and is often praised for making many want to kill themselves. Hoyas love to post on social media showing people how rich they are. The band kids here are on a whole different level of cult-like behavior, often slitting their wrists as “initiations”. Seniors desperately want to date freshmen, creating a never-ending cycle of whores generating each year; sophomores will sneak vodka in through metal water bottles. People go to Florida every weekend and especially during Spring Break’s annual “Great White Migration”. Many people here are homophobic, racist, sexist, and overall really mean-spirited people in an otherwise quiet and kind community. Students are organized into one of the following groups:

-Rich Football Players
-Marching Band Kids
-Overly Political Minors
-Drug Dealers
-Future Frat Boys
-Girls Who Care Way Too Much About Their Aesthetic
-Couples Who Grope Each Other In The Hall
-People Who Are Gay As A Trend
-Lifted Truck Drivers
-Kids Who Sit Alone Alone At Lunch To Make Others Feel Guilty
-The Normal Minority

GO HOYASSSSS!!!!!!

Ew, you go to Harrison High School? I heard that Hillgrove is so much better.

by BurgerKingWorker May 08, 2021


Brewer High School

A bunch of pussies who try their hardest to act ghetto but all come from 2 story houses.

“Them Brewer High School kids are lame as fuck

by Yaboykank September 13, 2021


Ossining High School

a big school in westchester new york, notorious its for crop tops, vsco girls, kids that play Minecraft and smash on the school computers, good looking bitches with a ugly personalities, alright lunch food, corrupt lunch monitors and security guards, bitchy guidance counselors, crazy fights, pretty good parties, juulers, and girls basketball team...

Someone: You go to Ossining High School? My sister used to go there. We're gonna send our kids there when they get older!
Someone else: Yea it's a grea-... pause.

by lil fishstick September 21, 2019


Marist High School

A Catholic school located on the southside of Chicago. There you can find some respectable young women and frankly superb young men. The women are good hearted, while also being able to let loose (Within the bounds of self respect, of course). The men are simply known for their athletic and academic prowess.

The band is very well known for their sophisticated melodies. It has been described to be akin to a sweet angel blessing one's eardrums with warm and tender kisses. They are taught by a strict but competent band director. Think J.K Simmons in whiplash except in the body of Al from Al's Toy Barn.

The Football team is skillful to a degree, however their performance varies from year to year. There also has been unfortunate transfers due to personal reasons. One truly famous example was the transfer of one of our best and brightest who shall remain undisclosed. However, to express the magnitude of this loss is a message written in hopes of reaching him:
"Dear C.M. Jr.,

We may not have spoken much, at all in fact. But, you were a shining light in the dark. Your chiseled face and proud expression were a daily boost whenever I saw you walking through the halls with your many many friends. I miss you every day M, so much so words fail me. I know but one truth in this world, if the light at the end of the tunnel does not contain your silhouette I do not wish continue. For I have no place in a universe without you.

Until we meet again,
Anonymous"

"Hey dawg do you go to Marist High School?"
"Well yes I do."
"Friggin' Sweet!"

by RiceBoy22 July 12, 2023


Waterloo High School

A place where people like to dress as whores and roach cigarette butts out of the trash can

Yeah the people from Waterloo High School are total assholes

by Aland Felder May 12, 2023


Beaconsfield High School

Where the students are significant overachievers that feel like they have to be the best and stress themselves out for no reason. Unfortunately, the canteen is overpriced (sorry roger) but that’s alright for the posh rich students here.

Beaconsfield High School? Oh, you mean Becky High

by Becky is High May 03, 2022