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A hipster of the hip-hop persuasion. While following the hipster doctrines of apathy, a non-corporate lifestyle, and non-conformity, the hipster hopper often listens to rap, wears baggier clothes, and gold chains, most likely for purposes of irony.
1: "does that guy think he's flava flav?"
2: "no, he's just a hipster hopper"
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A man who dresses like a flamboyantly gay man to stand out of the male crowd but ends up looking like a complete tool.
"What is that gay man dress like that?"
"Why that is a meterosexual hipster!"
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A person who is sort of a hipster, but not entirely. As they do not meet the criteria of a hipster completely. They deny being a hipster, doesn't necessarily wear hipster clothing or fashion, tries to avoid mainstream music, but still does listen to some mainstream due to influence by friends. They could even not be aware of the existence of the term Hipster. Which makes them a Semi Hipster
A: Dude, you don't listen to mainstream crap, you're a hipster!
B: What?! No no no, but... Yeah, I'm kind of like a hipster, but I don't fit the criteria or descriptions of a hipster entirely, so I guess I'm a... Semi Hipster.
A: ...Fair enough.
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A man so hipster he defies explanation. He lives in Sweden. Owns vinyl and has a YouTube channel. Is considered hipster godliness because he was born wearing a denim jacket. His pet is a meth addicted duckling called Duckling. You should worship him.
Jakob Pettersson is THE Hipster God
Pictureplane's Travis Egedy is also considered Hipster God.
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The widely-held suspicion that hipsters either do not actually exist or are simply not nearly as numerous as we are led to believe. Based solely on the content of internet forums, blogs, humor websites, and even some mainstream media, one would think that hipsters are everywhere, when that is clearly not the case.
However, ask yourself this: Have you ever, in your entire life, met someone wearing thrift store clothing, drinking Pabst Blue Ribbon, telling you that they listen to terrible music ironically and that everything is too mainstream?
I didn't think so.
Joey: I just read yet another joke on Reddit about hipsters who do everything ironically, wear weird clothes, and only like music recommended by Pitchfork.
Thomas: It's not just Reddit obviously. There are tens of thousands of memes making fun of hipsters and nearly every website and forum has spent a lot of time making fun of them.
Me: Now that you mention it, have either of you ever met a hipster?
Joey: Well, I've seen some people drinking Pabst, and I know one guy who only likes indy music...
Thomas: I know some people who wear skinny jeans and I've met a guy who used the word "ironically incorrectly...
Me: But you've never met anyone who shares more than one or two of those hipster traits? You've never met anyone who you would actually describe as a hipster?
Thomas: I don't think I have...
Joey: I've only really seen hipsters described online or made fun of. I've never actually seen someone who fits the description in real life.
Me: Gentlemen, I think we've discovered the Hipster Myth.
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A bear trap like apparatus, typically made from the wheel, gears and chain of a fixed gear bike. Bait inside the trap typically includes Pabst Blue Ribbon Beer, American Spirit Cigarettes, American Apparel Clothing, Wide rimmed glasses, as well as other things that will draw in the hipster.
Person 1- Man I hate those fucking hipsters, I wish we could do something about them!
Person 2- You should make a Hipster Trap, just break up an old fixie, buy some PBR, and make a trip to american apparel.
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A person who thinks they are hipster, but doesn't actually understand the true meaning of the word.
These people tend to wear colorful skinny jeans, Converse, Vans, T-shirts from Hot Topic and Delia's, wear Jac Vanek bracelets, straighten their hair, listen to punk goes pop bands such as NeverShoutNever, All Time Low, Boys Like Girls, Cute is What We Aim For, The Academy Is..., Cobra Starship, etc. and think that just because there are tons of bands within that same punk pop genre, certain bands are more obscure than others, and these obscure bands are "indie".
*They may also believe that they are so hipster because they hate Twilight, but they like Harry Potter.
"Yo, look at my 3D glasses with popped out lenses and my Stereo Skyline T-shirt and my Harry Potter posters! I'm such a hipster"
"No. You are just a hipster wannabe.''
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