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The act of using your penis so well so that the partner can think of nothing else.
She wouldn't stop calling me, I meat hooked her.
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Fucking! Raw Sex, No Love or pretense. Getting Laid Millennium Style. Coined or used repeatedly by Millennials. In Fact we are tired of old women as "Cougars" Late night. Hooking Up. Old Cougars are still sluts like old Viagra crazed men. Age doesn't make a slut classy or record breaking Hookups in the future. Best Slang term I heard from John Latray he says " Two dogs Hooking up" Nothing that hysterical as two dogs back to back with his peter "red". Can you say OWWW! Next M.I.L.F. I won't use these 2 words over and over. goes with territory! Will leave MILF for next person to describe.
Janie hooked up with Jonesy on the hood of his car. Funny really, Paul Cook was driving with no place to go. Hooking up is used as verb action, Fucking, Hooking up. Not Making Love or Sckroging! Example #2, You knew when Juicy Julie wasn't pestering everybody at the party , we knew exactly what she was doing when she was squealing delightedly while "hooking up" with York in the Laundry Room on the washer.
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The theoretical power that your friend has to hook you up with someone that you want to love and bone
Ian must use the fishing hook of boners to set Glenn up with Amy
(Also DH) A person (male or female) that before going to a party or social gathering you are sure you can hook up with if all else fails. Basically, insurance. Because nobody likes to get left out a party right?
Mike: Hey Dave you going to Jessica's party?
Dave: Yeah man, as long as I have a designated hook up.
Mike: Oh yeah, Tina should be there, if things don't work out with anyone else.
Dave: I feel shallow for this though, Mike.
Mike: Don't Dave, we are humans and our need for love must be satisfied, just like our need for food or water.
Mike: I love you man.
During a lap dance; a stipper allows the client to insert one or more fingers into her pussy. Once inside you go "fishing" with a come here motion. The best part is the bouncers don't BOOT you out!
So baby would you like a dance?
Sure, can I do the Manchester Fish Hook?
Absoultely, I love fishing.
When a man brings home a woman after attempting to woo her, but she ends up putting on more clothes, rather than taking them off.
Dan: "How did things work out with that girl you met last night?"
Jay: "Everything was going fine, until I brought her back to my place, and she asked to borrow my sweatshirt, and said she had a boyfriend. I had a negative hook-up."
while having sex in the "doggy style" position, you then take one of your index fingers and stick in your partners anus and then hook the corner of their lip with the same finger.
My Girlfriend got mad when I gave her the rusty fish hook.
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