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You don't fuck with the Juggernaut because he's the Juggernaut Bitch!
*Juggernaut busts through the door*
I'm The Juggernaut Bitch!
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The act of taking care of yourself first. Making yourself happy. Not trying to please others.
Don't you feel bad for doing that?
Nope. I'm doing me!
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A lie told on the internet in a futile attempt to lessen embarrassment after asking an embarrassing question.
"Is it weird to find anthropomorphic foxes sexy? I'm asking for a friend."
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This is the phrase used by pathetic men who cannot get any action from their significant other and therefore, as a last resort, feel that they need to beg for it.
Woman : "You can try all you want but I'm just not ready!!"
Man : "I'm begging you! Baby please!! Think of all the men at work!! They're laughing at me!!!!"
Woman : "No!"
Man cries.
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To return after a long period of time
*door opens*
Old friend-I'm back bitches
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Preface indicating that someone is not an expert in what they are about to discuss, but is going to go on to make an opinionated statement about it anyway.
Mulch? I'm no jazz blogger, but you want that in your garden.
Originates from the movie "Midnight Cowboy", when Dustin Hoffman yells "I'm walking here!" at a cab driver who jumps the lights.