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A Youtube video with significantly more dislikes than likes. This creates a likes/dislikes bar with a short green bar with a longer red bar, resembling a lightsaber with a green handle and red plasma blade.
Person #1: Have you seen that music video Friday?
Person #2: Nope, I don't watch red lightsabers.
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A variation of a keg party, or kegger, where guests partake of box wine instead of the usual beer. Red keggers can be combined with toga parties for a real bacchanal. Red keggers have one major advantage on regular keggers, you don't have to go out and rent a keg!
Party Guest #1: Is that a box of wine I see over there?
Party Guest #2: Oh dang!
Both Guests: RED KEGGER!!!
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When a male dog get's a boner.
I was petting my dog Bruce right before I let him inside, and he decided to pop a red right in front of me.
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although it is believed to be involving oral sex it actually refers to the bloody smears on the front of the thighs and groin after having sex with a woman on her period.
"she was on the rag, but i didnt care, i learned to fly with my red wings"
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When a male dog's penis unsheathes, it resembles the action of someone twisting red lipstick, also because a dog's penis is red.
Dude #1: Your dog totally unsheathed on me when I pet him!
Dude #2: Well, he wanted to give you his red lipstick!
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This highly painful physical ailment occurs when one's diarrhea is so putrid and acidic that it corrodes the asshole, oftentimes causing bleeding and a red ring around the said orifice.
His awkward position while sitting was caused by his chronic case of red rosy.
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