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When two females’, slam into each other in the scissor position.
Yo Gertrude, smashing clams with you is so enlightening.
The way a gay guy describes himself when he believes other gay men find him to be as repulsive as a dirty vagina.
Gay guy 1: I tried to hit on this hot guy yesterday and he turned me down. I feel like such an ugly clam.
Gay guy 2: Don't say that! Vaginas are so gross and you are beautiful.
When your pussy is exposed to very cold weather and it frosts up around those wet lips.
Paul took vacation in Alaska and found that the woman up there all had frosted clams. So cold that there pussies frosted up!
A nasty whore pussy. Leaves the worst stank and cheesy discharge known to man.
I shagged her but she had a clotted clam. I had one cheesy helmet when I pulled out.
Her clotted clam left me with an unimaginable cock stench that would not wash.
With a variety of clam, from the Bearded Clam to the Soft Shell Smooth Clam, many Clams can be found with Clam Jam. Clam Jam is a buildup of male ejaculation, that becomes engulfed in the clams natural frothy excretion, causing both to solidify into Clam Jam. Clam Jam can be identified on these Clams based on texture, and jello like texture. This makes for a wholesome snack on crackers when obtained freshly from the Clam. Most Women quite enjoy the Clam Jam spread on crackers with a cold glass of pink Moscato.
Jenny's clam was spewing Clam Jam, so I made her Clam Jam Crackers with a glass of Moscato.
The Female version of a “cock block”
She’s such a “clam jam”, I cannot believe she couldn’t take a hint to leave jim and I alone .
When a guy gets stuck in a woman.
Agh! Dude, I'm stuck in this clam jammy!