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When you massage your stomach because it hurts from trapped gas and you milk out a huge fart!
Bro my stomach was killing after those tacos but I massaged it and milked out a fart! Feel so much better now fart milking is legit.
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The cum that comes out of a penis as a result of gay sex.
He was sucking my dick real good; some bull’s milk shot out
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Brendon was kneeling in the bathtub
Dallon gave brendon a milk enema
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milk man is a pseudonym for a person who sells alcohol to people under the age of 21 since you cant obtain alcohol under that age in dubai, and delivers it, it is not legal but i bet you, you could search “milk” in any teenagers phone and find atleast one, thank you milkmen for your services!
their prices range from a 100 to over 1,000 for expensive bottles like blue label whiskey, if you get absolut vodka for more than a 100, you are getting ripped off!
e.g 1: “Hey rami hit up your milk man and lets get a bottle to celebrate my new turbo”
e.g 2: “Gosh i need a milk man who has grey goose”
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Pinching or squeezing the very top knuckle of any finger, which is very painful.
Mike acted like he had an extremely high pain threshold, but all I did was milk his goose and he cried like a little girl. Milking the goose hurts like hell!
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Joel: Is that a jar of nut milk?
Michael: No
Jack: Then why is it crusty
Michael: It’s old. Try it.
Jack: Ok
Michael: HA! YOU JUST DRANK NUT MILK!
Jack: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
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