To have unprotected bum sex while drunk, and high on cocaine. After bum sex is finished, asking "Bitch, why aint you suckin my dick yet" and having said bitch, suck your poopdick.
"MAN! Pat totally irish flounder'ed that chick last night!"
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Noun
The act of placing ones penis between a females butt cheeks (without penitration) and sliding it up and down as if it were a credit card.
That gurl had a donk, You could easily Irish CreditCard that ass.!
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The act of a woman being pleasured by the gentle tickle of an irishman's scruffy beard and pubes, usually from behind and after a pint or 10 of Guiness.
"Yo dude, shave your pubes."
"Nah man, I'm known for my Irish Tickle around town."
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Leaving without letting anyone know.
See also: Joe Bidenโs Afghanistan โexit strategyโ.
If we get bombed into oblivion by a pack of fundamentalist goat herders, you can thank Sleepy Joe and his Irish Goodbye out of Bagram!
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Irish Alzheimer's is when you forget everything except your grudges.
O'Meara can't remember what day it is but Irish Alzheimers helps him remember he wants to kick O'Hara in the arse.
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The kind of bravery that comes from drinking copious amounts of whiskey.
Well, normally I would have never called that linebacker a cocksucker, but that bottle of Black Bush gave me a little Irish courage
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When somebody spits cum into a cup of green mouthwash, and somebody else unknowingly drinks it.
Dude, I got irish snowballed from the chick I was bangin' earlier tonight; what gives?
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