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A sexual act between a man and a partner (male or female). The first step is for the man to lay down on his back, with his hand tied or cuffed behind him. His partner then squats down on his dick, similar to how you sit on a motorcycle. The partner then pinches and twists the man's nipples making him squirm in pain. The goal is for the partner to stay on as long as possible while the man tries to shake them off.
Guy #1: Dude what happened to Chris?
Guy#2: I heard his girl gave him a Russian motorcycle last week, he hasn't been the same since.
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A shot comprised of vodka and rumple minze.
Jake: Hey, you wanna go to Meister's tonight?
Tobias: Yeah, after work today I'm ready to pound some russian toothbrushes
A dance move involving Vladimir Putin.
Adam: Hey, do you know how to do The Russian Twister?
Caleb: Oh yeah, its where Vladimir Putin-deez nuts in your mouth.
Applying the blood from yourself, comrades, or your foes for lipstick.
Alexa: "What type of shade is that lipstick, Jenny has on?"
Isaiah: "Oh that's russian lipstick from the blood of her fallen foes"
Alexa: "Oh..."
To cum in a girls face a
With arms on your hips yelling nasdrovia
So I yeah i finished her off with a russian superman
When one dips they dick in vodka and lights it on fire and jerks it off.
Joey made a Russian torch on Sarah’s face and now she doesn’t have eyebrows
1. A coward who talks themselves up to be more powerful than they really are.
Look at those brave Russian bears fleeing from their trenches. Haha, the last one even soiled himself. Those Russian bears are only brave when they are standing over 10 year old girls.