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Tight Sock

slang for condom which has been spunked in

I'd like to force a tight sock on your head

by isotype January 10, 2011


Tight Swad

Wrapping a baby up in a very tight swaddle

No way he’s busting out of this one, that’s one tight swad!

by b2b2 October 30, 2023


tight-fittin' genes

An unfortunate inherited "legacy" which cause many of the descendants to be heavy-statured, whether they try to live healthfully or not.

(From an old Snuffy Smith cartoon) Elviney: I am soooo envious of that woman down the street --- she gets a brand-new dress every week!
Loweezy: Oh, no worries, darlin' --- that's only 'cuz she goes up another DRESS SIZE every week! It's those dad-blamed tight-fittin' genes!

by QuacksO September 30, 2017


tighted

when you wear tights and your thicc it means youre tighted

Look mom, that girl is tighted!

by ZashyUD November 15, 2021


tight as a coke bottle

When something you wear (more commonly used for sex) is to tight.

Damn this condom is As 'tight as a coke bottle'

by LaffyAfi73 April 2, 2017


Tight fright

The sudden, gripping fear that the leggings you're wearing are not actually meant to be standalone pants.

As she sat down and her desk and saw her skin through her leggings, Clare was overcome with tight fright.

by Laughlynne April 19, 2018


Tight

Jews attitude to purchasing things

Them Jews are tight with their money

by thegreengardener April 12, 2022