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Italian Mini-Horse: An Italian man whom, despite lacking the physical stature to meet the requirements of an Italian Stallion, still possesses enough hair gel, tight bedazzled t shirts and muscles to qualify as an Italian Mini-Horse.
Kim: “Who is that little guy in the sparkly t shirt? His hair is so shiny! His loafers are so pointy! He’s so little and yet his personality is so big! Such style! Such flair! Wait, did he just simultaneously pull his shirt up and his pants down?! How did he do that?! I must meet him.”
Alex: “That’s Giuseppe, he’s an Italian Mini-Horse.”
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The porta johns you see near construction sites
Bro, I just took a huge dump bro.
Don't go in there bro...the Italian space shuttle is f*cking grounded.
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When an Italian (or slightly Italian) person does something in a really Italian way, such as use lots of hand gestures or say something in a jersey "Guido" way.
Haley: *Uses lots of hand motions trying to explain something*
Jason: Dude, your Italian is showing.
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Ever heard of the butterfly effect? it's that but with an Italians nose
"you hear about John?" "yeah he got took out by the Italian nose effect"
A gay Italian fish is referencing the movie "Luca". Saying that they are a gay sea monster from italy. Because, Alberto Scorfano and Luca Paguro are both Gay Italian Fish.
A broken arm or two broken arms in plaster, Originated from the fact that Italians love to make hand actions while speaking.
Guy 1: Awh nasty man, Two broken arms!
Guy 2: I know right, I guess I now have an Italian speech impediment :( .
Italian marching band
It’s a group of Italian cousins getting out of work, walking in a giant group towards Nona’s house for some fresh pasta and meatballs. Their steps and voices can be heard from miles away.
Pedestrian: what’s that noice?
Pedestrian 2: it’s fine, it’s just the lucali family in their Italian marching band.
*Several miles away*
Cousin 1: Ay! I’m walking here
Cousin 2: Ay! I’m walking here
Cousin 3: Ay! I’m walking here
Cousin 4: Ay! I’m walking here
Cousin 5: Ay! I’m walking here
Cousin 6: Ay! I’m walking here
Cousin 7: Ay! I’m walking here
Cousin 8: Ay! I’m walking here
Cousin 9: Ay! I’m walking here
Cousin 10: Ay! I’m walking here
Cousin 11: Ay! I’m walking here
Cousin 12: Ay! I’m walking here