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Jimmy Swaggert

The infamous philandering televangelist who loves to bombastically brag (i.e., "swagger") about how great he is and how much money/luxury (l.e., "swag") he possesses.

Between Jimmy Swaggert and Oral "Blowjob" Robberts, it's little wonder than Christianity as a whole is seen as just a money-making mega-conglomerated conspiracy.

by QuacksO July 23, 2018

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Red Jimmy

An engorged, raging hard on. The turgid state of a Thin Jimmy.

My red jimmy was poking through my boxers in the locker room.

My uncle showed me his red jimmy last night.

Rachel is such a hot tease. She will give you a red jimmy at the bat of an eye.

by Eaton Holgoode June 11, 2018

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jimmy fallon

Quite possibly the least talented, least funny human being in existence. The living embodiment of "mediocrity". The personification of "cringe". 🀦 β™‚οΈπŸ˜¬

As a stand-up comedian fallon was known for his mildly decent celebrity impressions β€” which sounded like the celebrities he was imitating, though he never made any actual "jokes" using said impressions. On saturday night live he was known for constantly breaking character and laughing in every sketch he was in (a characteristic lorne michaels seemed to adore πŸ™„). As a late night talk show host jimmy fallon is renowned for his poor monologue delivery, terrible jokes which illicit no laughter (unless you're a live audience member who is forced to fake laugh whenever the "applause sign" lights up), shitty interviewing skills, and forcing his celebrity guests to play asinine games as a "time filler" and as a distraction from his complete and utter lack of comedic talent.

James Corden is like the British Jimmy Fallon.

by Squat Cobbler 187 January 30, 2023

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jimmy anderson

Never gets pussy. Masterbates so much he has no finger prints. He likes hookers with large utters and getting gacked out on whoop chicken . Often spends whole pay checks on hand party’s at Asian massage parlors.

if I was jimmy Anderson is but more hookers

by Itsoveiny October 5, 2017

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Jimmy Bean

A name you might give your best fwend in the world.

You should always appreciate your jimmy bean.

Jimmy bean can you like my Instagram post

by JimmyBean❀️ December 30, 2017

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Chimmy Jimmy

A cheap trick.

β€œI can’t stand no chimmy ass trick on my telephone!”
-Daisy @r3aldaisy

There’s nothing worse than a chimmy trick. When he’s stingy with his money, he’s not a John, he’s a jimmy, Chimmy Jimmy!

by Lilrunitup May 31, 2023

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jimmy eyed

State of bulging eyes and crooked face

that guy is totally jimmy eyed!

by dylanjd1 October 22, 2008

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