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Jade is a wonderful person who’s hot but will give you hardcore anal sex I’m talking about that hardcore anal. But jades also don’t have big asses usually, they have tight asses to put your meat in. Jades always love a bit of custard in their canal! Anyways, a jade is usually someone who is so fucking Asian they can’t see shit like they eat woof woof dog like dog. Jade has no boobies but mosquito bites instead. Still hot for some reason. They love soccer, masturbating wolves and s’mores that were made during gay pride parades.
They also like watching the office for some god unknown reason. Look I’m talking about a true jade also they make you wear a condom during oral sex. Gay!!!! Which is why you fuck that bitch in her ass!!! Boo-Yah!
Hey Jade you up for some anal and some s’mores??
Hey jade time for hard blowers!
A dumb bitch who is dumb and annoying
You so dumb i should call you jade
Someone from a wealthy/prominent family who cheats their way into positions via donations/connections.
“She’s so dumb, how did she get into Yale?”
“she’s a Jade”
Jade is someone who is gay.he always is hopping on a guy's dick never will you find him kissing a guy.he is thickest of them all.he calls himself thunder thighs.
My best friend jade, kissed me.