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A time when it is so early that Jesus Christ would not be fully rested after sleeping.
See also: Jesus Hot, Jesus Cold, Jesus Lot, Jesus Sweet, Jesus Late, and Jesus Early
I had to get up Jesus Early for work the other day. I mean, I fell asleep and didn't even awake when my face landed in the deep frier. Someone had to pull me out.
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A poor person that resembles Jesus. PL (Hobo Jesi)
"Do you think that hobo jesus could cure my leprecy?"
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Not only clothing yourself in textiles that represent your faith, but clothing yourself in righteousness; walking in the footpaths of Jesus Christ on a daily basis.
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A fuckboy who can't hang.
Person 1:Ay yo who the hell is Slim Jesus?
Person 2:A fuckboy who cant't hang.
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a jesus blunt is two blunts that are conected in the middle so they look like a cross. When you smoke it you light three of the ends and puff on the fouth.
that jesus blunt got me fucked up with one hit!
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noun; a hug that is loving in feeling, but non-sexual
Joanne looked so forlorn that Bobby came over and gave her a Jesus hug.
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The higher your hair is, the closer you are to the Lord.
If the Pagent Princess wants to win the crown, she has to make sure her stylist is Jacking It to Jesus during hair and make-up.
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