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An engorged, raging hard on. The turgid state of a Thin Jimmy.
My red jimmy was poking through my boxers in the locker room.
My uncle showed me his red jimmy last night.
Rachel is such a hot tease. She will give you a red jimmy at the bat of an eye.
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Quite possibly the least talented, least funny human being in existence. The living embodiment of "mediocrity". The personification of "cringe". 🤦 ♂️😬
As a stand-up comedian fallon was known for his mildly decent celebrity impressions — which sounded like the celebrities he was imitating, though he never made any actual "jokes" using said impressions. On saturday night live he was known for constantly breaking character and laughing in every sketch he was in (a characteristic lorne michaels seemed to adore 🙄). As a late night talk show host jimmy fallon is renowned for his poor monologue delivery, terrible jokes which illicit no laughter (unless you're a live audience member who is forced to fake laugh whenever the "applause sign" lights up), shitty interviewing skills, and forcing his celebrity guests to play asinine games as a "time filler" and as a distraction from his complete and utter lack of comedic talent.
James Corden is like the British Jimmy Fallon.
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Never gets pussy. Masterbates so much he has no finger prints. He likes hookers with large utters and getting gacked out on whoop chicken . Often spends whole pay checks on hand party’s at Asian massage parlors.
if I was jimmy Anderson is but more hookers
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A 23 year old youtuber aka MrBeast who does stunts, giveaways, and challenges.
OMG ITS JIMMY DONALDSON JIMMY CAN I GET A PICTURE WITH YOU!!!
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When you hold on to your Ultimate in Overwatch but when you finally use it, it does jack shit.
We probably would have won that game if our D.Va didn't Jimmy Jam her fucking bomb.
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A slang term used by a 39-year old ex-stoner to describe any noun
"That's not how I wanted my Jimmy Jam", Arin screamed loudly whilst ordering subway.
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The infamous philandering televangelist who loves to bombastically brag (i.e., "swagger") about how great he is and how much money/luxury (l.e., "swag") he possesses.
Between Jimmy Swaggert and Oral "Blowjob" Robberts, it's little wonder than Christianity as a whole is seen as just a money-making mega-conglomerated conspiracy.
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