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An extremely painful blow job and ball sucking created when he giver teethes the male genitals and ball sack. A Walrus Job is typically experienced when oral is provided by an inexperienced lover or simply from sloppy head giving by someone with sharp teeth or a snaggle toothed mouth.
Carl: Hey Joe! How was your date with the new waitress last night? She's really hot.
Joe: Yea Braaaahhh, she's hot. But that bitch can't suck a dick. She was gnawing my cock like teething ring.
Carl: Sounds painful brother. Nothing worse than a hot chick giving a Walrus Job.
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Any job that typically employs thots.
Ie: urban hair solon, fast food restaurants, urban clothing store, urban female shoe store.
Don't let her fool you into believing she's something she's not, when you know she got thot job.
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(n) The guy who, after leaving a crappy job, helps his buddies from the crappy job find new jobs at his new company.
Frank is a Job Schindler. As soon as he got out of there, he started pimping our resumes to his bosses.
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The sexual act of wearing a battlestar galactica t-shirt or helmet of some sort and placing a snare drum in between ur legs and then taking a drum stick and inserting into the urethra of ur penis and perfectly playing the intro drum solo to the hit song by the band Disturbed called "Down With the Sickness"
Dude a Xyon Job hurts like a mutha bitch!!!
Anybody up for an XJ?
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When you're getting a blow job from a woman and start reciting the Emancipation Proclamation at the height of your coitus.
Bill was getting a slave job but could barely make it through four score and seven years ago.
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When a Ben kisses you on the cheek, steps back, and gently smiles at you with love in his eyes. This makes your heart flutter.
Girl 1: OMG, I hung out with Ben last night. After we left the bowling alley, he gave me a Ben Job.
Girl 2: That's so sweet! I wish I could get a BJ, too :(
Girl 1: Better find yourelf a Ben ;)
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Dressed with clothes like that, you can get some job easy.
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