Job Schindler

(n) The guy who, after leaving a crappy job, helps his buddies from the crappy job find new jobs at his new company.

Frank is a Job Schindler. As soon as he got out of there, he started pimping our resumes to his bosses.

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thot job

Any job that typically employs thots.
Ie: urban hair solon, fast food restaurants, urban clothing store, urban female shoe store.

Don't let her fool you into believing she's something she's not, when you know she got thot job.

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Xyon Job

The sexual act of wearing a battlestar galactica t-shirt or helmet of some sort and placing a snare drum in between ur legs and then taking a drum stick and inserting into the urethra of ur penis and perfectly playing the intro drum solo to the hit song by the band Disturbed called "Down With the Sickness"

Dude a Xyon Job hurts like a mutha bitch!!!
Anybody up for an XJ?

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Ben Job

When a Ben kisses you on the cheek, steps back, and gently smiles at you with love in his eyes. This makes your heart flutter.

Girl 1: OMG, I hung out with Ben last night. After we left the bowling alley, he gave me a Ben Job.
Girl 2: That's so sweet! I wish I could get a BJ, too :(
Girl 1: Better find yourelf a Ben ;)

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feet job

When you put your dick in between a woman's feet and she starts moving her feet up and down your cock

Your mom gave me the best feet job ever

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Slave job

When you're getting a blow job from a woman and start reciting the Emancipation Proclamation at the height of your coitus.

Bill was getting a slave job but could barely make it through four score and seven years ago.

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Fletch Job

Anything you want it to be from sexual to cleaning out your bathroom

Hey wanna do something?
do you want a fletch job?
whats a fletch job?
anything you want it to be

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