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If you took that guy and made them somehow even worse. Usually found working for companies like Google or Microsoft, and always attempts to fuckify something under the guise that it actually does any good for the company's PR and general reputation among anyone who isn't a brainlet.
Susan Wojkicki is the worst kind of John Johnson.
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A game to which you mail blank post card to a person named Steve Johnson.
Rules
1. Each post card must have a post mark from a different city then before
2. It must never contain a return address, unless it is fake
3. Never mail it out from the town you reside in.
4. You must send out post cards as often as you can for at least a year
Optional rule #1: Should you find you’re self in a town that has a resident named Steve Johnson you can mail a post card to each of them with a return address the other Steve Johnson.
Optional rule #2: On occasion (a maximum of 5% of post card sent) can contain a short comical message such as "I hope your colonoscopy went well" but never sign it
Nancy: Hey dude do you mind if we stop at the post office before we head back home I wanna play Steve Johnson.
Henry: Sure thing I should send one out to my Steve
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The act of eating a fried egg off a homeless guys dick without waking him.
Liz had almost finished a flawless Hobo Johnson for her Insta Story but the guy woke up before she could finish the egg.
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ahh yes, the definition for such an individual as this kid, whose name began in our high school foods class which was taught by a VERY HOT young women whose name i can't reveal because she is the shit and she's hot, any way, a definition is impossible to put into words,but i'll try...
crazy, wonbledorfing, trout snorting, river jumping, snootersluging, prestinort, nut who is in the band RAMBLECHANT, road waves
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A Josh Johnson is commonly known as a majestic being. It is typically found in the Upper Peninsula of Michigan, but can be found in other regions of North America. Its beauty and poise is unmatched by any other species in the known universe, though it sometimes makes mistakes to make humans and other species feel better about themselves.
And they saw the Josh Johnson, confronting a kankas-infested Libby, telling her to "Stahp!"
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the worst type of shitcunt who has a mad as fuck apprenticeship instead of a part time job like a pussy. Also obtains a loyal girlfriend who fucks blokes for a hobby.
lol bryce johnson
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