The cutest couple you will ever meet. They are very romantic and take things slow, but once the get started, they won’t stop. They are going to last forever and get married. They are the couple everyone wants to be. But they do get into fights every now and then. If you know a Megan and a Jordan, get them together, because they will be perfect
“omg! Is that Megan and Jordan! They are sooo cute together, I wish I could have a relationship like theirs” relationship goals
Very handsome guy, someone you definitely want to meet in your life, gives good advice
Have you seen Jordan White I really need to ask him something
The bestest friends you will ever meet, they fight sometimes and they kinda act like a old marry couple but are strictly just friends. they really love each other (as friends) very very much and they tell each other everything. they talk on the phone for hours and never get bored, and they are always there for each other
Jeremiah and Jordan are the bestest friends
Two people who are meant for eachother, both like memes and are sexually attracted to eachother (probably) both are lowkey retarded
Val: can jordan and alex like date already?
JCarrollism: To look ones absolute best on a 10/10 level at every social gathering, event or weekend
"Hey man you look swick".
"Thanks man, it's only jordan-carrollism".
The act of slam dunking a dildo into the ass of someone doing a handstand
Jerry "do a handstand"
Bruce "why"
Jerry "I have a dildo so I can dildo Jordan you"
Bruce "oh ok"