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Matt Jordan

He’s the kind of guy who always bangs out the gym, tries to prove to his friends that he’s cool by climbing things like cranes and trees. He likes to get suspended and tongue crusty Asian lesbians. He also has a forehead the size of the river Nile and above all else, he’s a fucking loyal twat

Ohhh did you hear that Matt Jordan kid who

climbed the crane

by The Rich Chigger December 20, 2018


to jordan (something)

Verb; adding a lever to the intersection of the legs meeting the torso in a way that mocks the male genitalia on a Minecraft building resembling a human.
After Jordan Maron aka CaptainSparklez and his actions in the popular Minecraft Minigame "SethBling's Building Game".

"I added a lever."
"Did you pull a Jordan?"
"So I'm a verb now?"
"Yes. To jordan (something) is now a verb."

by GentlemanPirate July 21, 2015


jordan and alex

Two people who are meant for eachother, both like memes and are sexually attracted to eachother (probably) both are lowkey retarded

Val: can jordan and alex like date already?

by Kink is pink June 18, 2017


Jeremiah and Jordan

The bestest friends you will ever meet, they fight sometimes and they kinda act like a old marry couple but are strictly just friends. they really love each other (as friends) very very much and they tell each other everything. they talk on the phone for hours and never get bored, and they are always there for each other

Jeremiah and Jordan are the bestest friends

by alexanderhamilton05 November 26, 2018


jordan waaland

fuk boi ///hot

that boy is ssuch a jordan waaland

by jordan waaland December 12, 2017


Jordan White

Very handsome guy, someone you definitely want to meet in your life, gives good advice

Have you seen Jordan White I really need to ask him something

by anonymoussssss__ February 22, 2021


taylor jordan

an amazing person who really wants the best for everyone.Generally a red head that has bad fashion sense.once you get her don’t give her away and that’s on periodt.

guy 1-shes hot

guy 2-shes taylor jordan

by on tha gang October 10, 2019