He’s the kind of guy who always bangs out the gym, tries to prove to his friends that he’s cool by climbing things like cranes and trees. He likes to get suspended and tongue crusty Asian lesbians. He also has a forehead the size of the river Nile and above all else, he’s a fucking loyal twat
Ohhh did you hear that Matt Jordan kid who
climbed the crane
Verb; adding a lever to the intersection of the legs meeting the torso in a way that mocks the male genitalia on a Minecraft building resembling a human.
After Jordan Maron aka CaptainSparklez and his actions in the popular Minecraft Minigame "SethBling's Building Game".
"I added a lever."
"Did you pull a Jordan?"
"So I'm a verb now?"
"Yes. To jordan (something) is now a verb."
Two people who are meant for eachother, both like memes and are sexually attracted to eachother (probably) both are lowkey retarded
Val: can jordan and alex like date already?
The bestest friends you will ever meet, they fight sometimes and they kinda act like a old marry couple but are strictly just friends. they really love each other (as friends) very very much and they tell each other everything. they talk on the phone for hours and never get bored, and they are always there for each other
Jeremiah and Jordan are the bestest friends
Very handsome guy, someone you definitely want to meet in your life, gives good advice
Have you seen Jordan White I really need to ask him something
an amazing person who really wants the best for everyone.Generally a red head that has bad fashion sense.once you get her don’t give her away and that’s on periodt.
guy 1-shes hot
guy 2-shes taylor jordan