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the day the hottest most beautiful sexy yet cute handsome gorgeous funniest most lovable people alive were born!!
Person A: When’s your birthday?
Person B: July 17th!!
Person A: Oh, that’s why your so hot..
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You can’t jack off during July. Good luck soldiers
Omg dude did you hear it’s “No Jack July” stay strong bro.
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July 28, 2021 is the day when the official rickroll hit 1 billion views!
I can’t wait to celebrate National Rickroll Day on July 28!
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Rub a clit day!
Today is the day to be gentle and rub that 😽 until she cums
Do it slowly and do it for as long as she needs it - Be gentle!
You have all the other days of the year to be rough and pound her silly ... this is jot the day for that
Her: Hey, it's July 1st, you know what that means?
Fingerowner: Yes, you will need to be very good for me so I can work my magic
Her: I'll try my best, I just get so horny and cant control myself 💦
Fingerowner: I know- but you have to control yourself today
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The best day of the year if u were born on July 1st you have a massive penis and r rlly fit and also if ur names Rio and ur born on July 1st then that’s even better coz dat mean ur better den everyone else 🕶💷💷💷
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the act of trying not to poop for a whole month in order to save it just in case you are in need to shit and can’t .
“aye Jeff, lets start a sexy trend where we save our shit for a month, no poop july!”
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