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When cleaning your cock and balls after giving yourself a Kentucky Blow Job (spitting dip spit on yourself while taking a shit because you missed the toilet), you say screw it and wank one off while using the tobacco juice as lube.
Nasty! I just gave myself a Kentucky Blow Job! Oh well....might as well just finish it off and give myself a Kentucky Hand Job.
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Dude, that guy is a Kentucky fried faggot!
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When someone is giving a blowjob, and because of too much booze or other reason vomits on the cock. similar to the kentucky oasis
Tony: dude, you smell fucking rancid!
Matt: yeah, she drank too much last night at the bar, and then gave me a Kentucky Pole Washing
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Occurs when you have intercourse with a girl while on her period and you railbone her so hard to where when your done she queefs and sprays blood all over your stomach and midsection. Hence the term spray tan.
I fucked a girl so hard that when I pulled out to nut on her stomach she gave me a kentucky spray tan.
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Similar to the Alaskan Pipeline, a Kentucky Fried Pipeline involves the stuffing of a condom with fried chicken. After the stuffing, freezing the condom and using it as a fried chicken dildo makes it a Kentucky Fried Pipeline.
Hey, we've got a lot of left over chicken here...let's make a Kentucky Fried Pipeline to shove up each other's asses.
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an event so unbelieveably dissapointing, its is nessecary to use this word
"manning throws, what a catch! he's at the 20, the 10! out of bounds at the 3 and the rams win superbowl (number)"
mike- THIS IS SOME KFBS
rob- kfbs?
mike- KENTUCKY FRIED BULLSHIT
mike- yes and can i get a bucket of fried chicken
cashier- here you are enjoy your meal
mike- what the fuck its grilled? this is some kentucky fried BULLSHIT!
cashier- epic lulz
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A grandma in her 30s. Had her children when she was younger than 15. However, she doesn't look 30 (more like 70) due to all of the drugs she's taken. Has a hoarse voice and raspily yells at her grandchildren.
That old husk must be an eastern kentucky grandma!
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