Kim Jong un

Some North Korean crackhead who liked nukes and the military (but he's a dictator)

Kim Jong un also mistakes lunch for launch

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Kim Jong Il

An Evil Commie peice of shit.

Kim Jong Il starved his own people. He gets all the imports for himself.

Kim Jong Il is a huge fan of Daffy Duck.

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Kim Jong Un

A creepy ass squinty eyed North Korean bastard

Kim Jong Un looks like fucking donkey kong

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Kim Jong Un

Created Fortnite

Yes you like playing fortnite? That game was made by Kim Jong Un.

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Kim K Status

A girl that only dates black boys.

Kim K stands for Kim Kardashian.

Caleb: "Didn't Natalie just break up with Tyrone Tucker?"
William: "Ya, now she's going out with Smoove Johnson!"
Caleb: "WOW, she's on that Kim K status!!"

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Kim jun un

Your mom

The idiot: Who is Kim Jun Un
Me: Your mom

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Kim Shlong Il

Your penis is a shriveled dictator.

Debbie: You're a worthless sack of crap.

Undercover North Korean Spy (AKA Earl): Suck my Kim Shlong Il.

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