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A dick nob is a person that’s like a dickhead, but not. They’re stupid and rude and you hate them with passion. If someone makes a disgusting or misogynistic joke, they are a dick knob. If they take offence to it tell them to suck it up because It’s a fact. This person could either be racist, sexist, etc. If it’s a man and they’re being misogynistic, (sexist against women), they are a dick knob. If a woman is being a misandrist (sexiest against men), they are a dick job. If someone cheats on you. They are a dick knob. If someone makes a rape joke, or a “dark joke” that involves racism, misogyny, misandry etc, they are a dick knob. So on and so forth
*r4pe joke*
“You’re a fucking dick knob aye cunt.”
An individual who appears to know the answer to everything, or to be sufficiently well versed in the art of bullshitting to give the illusion that they do. Over time such individuals can become highly revered in society, attaining influential positions and status.
Employee 1 - "Beardie, you old fuckwitt, what does this document mean?"
Employee 2 - "Haa Harrr - fuck only knows, why don't you go and ask Mooj? He's a right old knowledge knob, and no mistake.. qualiteeeeee!"
The female variant of pussy whipped.
Ever since she took up with Tim, she doesnt go out at all. She is so knob hung
The horrible yellow mush found under your foreskin after a numbers of days without washing.
Hey Dave, how did you get on at Glastonbury?
Great time yeah, the only negative is that I didn’t get to shower all weekend and now I’m suffering from a severe case of knob cheese.
Used to describe a person who is messing around.
"Derick is being a right knob-cheese tonight"
A rather unpleasant person, or someone you dislike. As offensive as dick head, without the obvious negative connotations
Often used when ones grandmother is present so as not to offend the geriatric wench.
The lads: great night out Saturday.
Rob: You didn't invite me out last week, you're a right knob conker!!