lit the fuse to your tampon

what someone asks their friend (or worse) if their friend is freakin' out.

"Gosh Johnny, who lit the fuse to your tampon?"

"Shut the hell up, Fred."

Lit fatty

Means to be a cool fat guy

Me: Yo what’s up
Justin: What’s up lit fatty

Stummy Lit

When your stomach hurts.

"Dude, I am stummy lit right now!"

cross lit

The act of smoking a doobie and stogie at the same time.

"Yo wanna hit this doob?

"Hell yeah, pass that dutch and puff this fro were gettin cross lit"

Cross-Lit

Mixing alcohol and marijuana before an important meeting with the intent of maximizing your performance or speaking abilities.

I got cross-lit before therapy last night to make sure those feelings are warmed up.

Litness

Noun

Chiefly used by English language scholars

1. someone or something that is very good.

If you ever have or ever will use the word "litness," please return to a middle school English class for further assessment.

Litness

Noun

Chiefly used by English language scholars

1. someone or something that is very good.

If you ever have or ever will use the word "litness," please return to a middle school English class for further assessment.